From today's guest post at Powells.com/blog:
"We're giving you a French flap," my publisher said.
"That's fantastic!" I said.
Then I immediately Googled "French flap."
Which it turns out is not, as I feared, some new variant on a Brazilian wax.
A French flap is a . . .
Want to know how that sentence ends (hint, it may point the way to saving the American book publishing industry)? Check out the full post over at the Powells website.